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How many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb

Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie - Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund - You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler - Make me.

Lab - Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

German Shepherd - I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Maltese - Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier - I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle - I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel - Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman - While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer - Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

Chihuahua - Yo quiero Taco Bulb

Irish Wolfhound - Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...

Pointer - I see it, there it is. There it is, right there....

Greyhound - It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd - First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog - Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

Hound Dog - ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z....z....z....z...

CAT - Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the Question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

 

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