Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

DOG HAIKU

(Source Unknown)

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts--I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot-
Sniff this and weep.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

The cat is not all
Bad--she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.

My owners' mood is
Romantic--I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.

 

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