Jokes Today
for
Our Dogs

Rules for Dogs

• I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
  
  

• The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
  
  
• I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
  
  
• I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
  
• I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
  
  
• "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
  
  
• I will not bark each time I hear a doorbell on TV.
  
  

 

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