Jokes Today
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Our Dogs

Dog Property Laws

• 1. If I like it, it's mine.
  
  

• 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  
  
• 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
  
  
• 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  
  
• 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
  
  
• 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
  
  
• 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
  
  
• 8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
  
  
• 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
  
  
• 10. If it's broken, it's yours.
  
  

 

 

 

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