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Be Careful What You Ask For

A poor, hungry man wanders into a cafe, and sees another man sitting down with a full bowl of chili in front of him. The poor man walks over to the other man and says, "Excuse me. Are you finished with your chili? I haven't eaten for three days now, and I'm really starving."

?Go ahead,? said the man. "Help yourself.?

The poor man sat down and began eating the chili. He'd almost gotten to the bottom, when he saw a big dog poop sitting in the bottom of the bowl. The poor man was so repulsed that he threw up all of the chili back into the bowl. He looked at the other man in embarrassment.

"Don't worry about it,? said the other man. "That's exactly what I did first time."

 

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