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Our Dogs

Dog Rules

• 1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
  
  

• 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
  
  
• 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
  
  
• 4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
  
  
• 5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
  
  
• 6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
  
• 7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
  
  
• 8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
  
  
• 9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
  
  
• 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
  
  

 

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