Jokes Today
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Our Dogs

If the President Were a Dog

Ways the U.S. Would Be Different If the Next President Were a Dog

• Doggy door on oval office
  
  

• Goodbye Whitewater scandal, hello toilet bowl water scandal
  
  
• Washington Monument replaced with hundred-story fire hydrant
  
  
• Secret service and CIA dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon
  
  
• Country really run by dog's smarter poodle wife
  
  
• One word: sausage-gate
  
  

 

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