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Wrapping presents with dogs

• 1. Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor.
  
  

• 2. Get tape back from puppy.
  
  
• 3. Remove scissors from older dog's mouth.
  
  
• 4. Open box.
  
  
• 5. Take puppy out of box.
  
  
• 6. Remove tape from older dog's mouth.
  
  
• 7. Take scissors away from puppy.
  
  
• 8. Put present in box.
  
  
• 9. Remove present from puppy's mouth.
  
  
• 10. Put back in box after removing puppy from box.
  
  
• 11. Take scissors from older dog and sit on them.
  
  
• 12. Remove puppy from box and put on lid.
  
  
• 13. Take tape away from older dog.
  
  
• 14. Unroll paper.
  
  
• 15. Take puppy OFF box.
  
  
• 16. Cut paper being careful not to cut puppy's foot or nose that is getting in the way as he "helps."
  
  
• 17. Let puppy tear remaining paper.
  
  
• 18. Take puppy off box.
  
  
• 19. Wrap paper around box.
  
  
• 20. Remove puppy from box and take wrapping paper from its mouth.
  
  
• 21. Tell older dog to fetch the tape so he will stop stealing it.
  
  
• 22. Take scissors away from puppy.
  
  
• 23. Take tape older dog is holding.
  
  
• 24. Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from older dog and sitting on them again.
  
  
• 25. Fend off puppy trying to steal tape and tape another spot.
  
  
• 26. Take bow from older dog.
  
  

• 27. Go get roll of wrapping paper puppy ran off with.
  
  
• 28. Take scissors from older dog who took them when you got up.
  
  
• 29. Give pen to older dog to hold so he stops licking your face.
  
  
• 30. Remove puppy from present and hurriedly slap tape on to hold the paper on.
  
  
• 31. Take now soggy bow from puppy and tape on since the sticky stuff no longer sticks.
  
  
• 32. Take pen from older dog, address tag and affix while puppy tries to eat pen.
  
  
• 33. Grab present before puppy opens it and put it away.
  
  
• 34. Clean up mess puppy and older dog made playing tug-of-war with remnants of wrapping paper.
  
  
• 35. Put away rest of wrapping supplies and tell dogs what good helpers they are.
  
  

 

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