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• It was hard to tell what was the scariest, Cheney's accidental shooting from the hip or the White House Press Corp frenzied shooting from the lip.
  
  
• One reporter got extremely hot under the collar and accused White House press secretary Scott McClellan of being so dishonest even his fingerprints were forged.
  
  
• When McClellan tried to change the subject from the shooting accident to the economy picking up steam, a reporter shouted that they didn't want any WET hot air!
  

• It's a good thing it wasn't an episode of Survivor, otherwise the Press Corp would have voted Cheney off the planet.
  
  
• You've heard, "Trust me, I'm from the government." Well, it now has a rival. "Trust me - I'm from the media."
  
  
• President Bush has presented his latest budget for Congressional review and it appears to be another c ase of wishful shrinking.
  
  
• I'm going to vote for the first candidate who promises to take preservatives out of food - and put them in my job.
  
  
• These days, when New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin likes somebody, he gives them the key OUT of the city!
  
  
• Then there was this EPA official who was so depressed over the environment that he killed himself. The police are calling it a case of sewagecide.
  
  
• What's so rare in a day in June? An acre of land with no chemicals strewn.
  
  

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