Jokes Today

Everyday - One Liners

• 1. Hey, I know we're having a drought and must conserve water but "Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub" is ridiculous!
  
  

• 2. You know there's a drought when you see 50 firemen trying to BLOW OUT a 3-alarm fire.
  
  
• 3. Medical schools in this country are badly in need of skeletons. So they're talking about a mining expedition into Congress' closets.
  
  
• Actually we should go easy on Congress members acting badly. After all, when they first get to Congress they can't help getting mixed up with shady characters - experienced Congressmen.
  
  
• Now that Congress has recessed for August vacation, are they going to return to their home districts to recount their BLUSHINGS?
  
  
• Ah September. When teachers return to their jobs. Kids return to their schools. And mothers return to their sanity.
  
  
• The water in China is really polluted. Heard some guy tried to rob a bank in Beijing with a water pistol and wounded the guard.
  
  
• Bagdad is still a pretty dangerous place. If you take a walk at night - you're immediately put on the endangered species list.
  
  
• Bagdad - an all time tough town. The mailman has to parachute in.
  
  
• Got a great price on my new car because of a slight manufacturing defect. It's a 4-door - and all the doors are on the same side.
  
  

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