Jokes Today

Everyday - One Liners

• Some pro basketball teams are signing-up VERY young players. There's this one rookie who has a severe problem with dribbling - but only when he eats.
  
  

• My favorite basketball team plays with the precision of a great drummer. Every time they put the ball up - it's a rim-shot!
  
  
• Heard the Barber College's basketball team is involved in a scandal. Their best player was suspended for shaving points!
  
  
• NBA officials are in a fight on how to solve the problem big players create. Do they raise the basket or lower the floor?
  
  
• Officials took a survey of NFL players and their attitude towards drugs. And the players all agree, they'd prefer to play on GRASS!
  
  
• Joining the national fight on obesity, one major league manager told his overweight veterans he's serious about instilling a LOSING spirit!
  
  
• You can tell (LOCAL MOVIE THEATRE) is high class. The graffiti on the bathroom walls is properly punctuated.
  
  
• There's a new frozen dinner for eating while you watch the Soaps. It's just like the regular frozen dinners - only the beans are spilled!
  
  
• The New York Stock Exchange is actually the biggest dance hall in the world. Where else can you see over a thousand people on one floor - doing the hustle.
  
  
• I keep having this recurring nightmare. I'm Brad Pitt and I'm allergic to women.
  
  

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