Jokes Today

Jokes of One line or More

• Kevin Federline predicted that someday people will "judge me as an artist" and not just the ex-Mr. Britney Spears.
  
  

• Billy Joe Perkins was tried and convicted of breaking into a Serta Mattress factory, committing one of history's worst crime of mass mattress tag removal (Mattresside) and today was condemned to death by having a fat, ugly woman sit on his face.
  
  
• New report from scientists at U.C. Berkeley: Even today, there are millions and millions of Americans who believe in leprechauns, fairies and Congress' plan to stop illegal immigration.
  
  
• God helps those who help themselves, and Washington those who won't.
  
  
• People are too concerned with money. You remember money? The stuff things run into and people run out of?
  
  
• Enough money is what would satisfy you if your neighbors didn't have more.
  
  
• These days being able to buy fuel and having money to burn are almost one and the same.
  
  
• I think the government is conducting secret mind control tests. Every time the boss hears the name Hillary Clinton, he plays "Happy Days Are Here Again" with his armpit.
  
  
• Dateline Africa... Anthropologists announce the discovery that pre-historic mammals became extinct during one giant dinosaur demolition derby.
  
  
• Do you realize they show films these days that a couple of years ago you couldn't even get developed?
  
  

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