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• Selling public services to private entrepreneurs isn't new. Our local garbage service was sold to China. There were some changes of course. The garbage collection company now holds one cent sales.
  
  
• And they have a new motto to build their public image: " You do the bagging, and leave the gagging to us."
  
  
• But I don't know about their new billing policies. If you miss paying a bill, they bring back all of last month's garbage.
  

• My greatest fear is if two public services merge and forces a third out of business. Like the police department merging with the ambulance drivers and forcing the fire department into bankruptcy.
  
  
• Just heard that the Dubai port deal will be adding extra little touches to help make it acceptable to the American public. For instance, they're going to put maps at all the port entrances. You know the kind - little arrow pointing to a spot saying, "You are here. But do you know where your brains are?"
  
  
• I think I know what Bush is giving up for Lent. A rational foreign policy.
  
  
• Bush is moving from a far right foreign policy position to one best described a muddle of the road.
  
  
• In fact, there's nothing wrong with Bush's foreign port purchase policy that couldn't be solved with a little faith, hope and clarity.
  
  
• Bush wants to protect our interests in the world. I mean, did you know there are some countries that are so mad at us that they won't even give us receipts when they take our money.
  
  
• The Middle East is as stable as a Hollywood marriage.
  
  

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