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How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

• 1. a friend
• 2. a companion
• 3. a lover
• 4. a brother
• 5. a father
• 6. a master
• 7. a chef
• 8. an electrician
• 9. a carpenter
• 10. a plumber
  
  
• 11. a mechanic
• 12. a decorator
• 13. a stylist
• 14. a sexologist
• 15. a gynecologist
• 16. a psychologist
• 17. a pest exterminator
• 18. a psychiatrist
• 19. a healer
• 20. a good listener
• 21. an organizer
• 22. a good father
• 23. very clean
• 24. sympathetic
• 25. athletic
• 26. warm
• 27. attentive
• 28. gallant
• 29. intelligent
• 30. funny
• 31. creative
• 32. tender
• 33. strong
• 34. understanding
• 35. tolerant
• 36. prudent
• 37. ambitious
• 38. capable
• 39. courageous
• 40. determined
• 41. true
• 42. dependable
• 43. passionate
• 44. compassionate
  
  WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
  
  
• 45. give her compliments regularly
• 46. love shopping
• 47. be honest
• 48. be very rich
• 49. not stress her out
• 50. not look at other girls
  
  AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
  
  
• 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
• 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
• 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
• 54. Never to forget:
  
  • birthdays
    
  • anniversaries
    
  • arrangements she makes.

 

Easy!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

• 1. Show up naked
• 2. Bring food and beer.

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