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Cannibal Restaurant

On a remote Micronesian island, a cannibal sits down in the local cannibal-owned restaurant and studies the menu which reads'

Broiled Missionary	$ 10.00
Baked Scuba Diver	$ 15.50
Deep-Fried Explorer	$ 14.00
Barbecued Politician	$ 95.00

The customer asks the waiter to summon the chef, which he does.

"This doesn't make sense", the diner says "Why should a politician be so much more?"

The chef says, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"

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