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A young bride has just finished her shower and is drying off when the doorbell rings. Her husband is still in bed reading the newspaper.

She says, "I'll get it" and wraps a bath towel around herself. She opens the door and there stands Bob, their friendly next-door neighbor.

He hands her a letter and says, "The mailman mis-delivered this to our house. I thought it might be important"

Of course he notices the wet hair, the towel, and correctly assumes she must be naked underneath. She is very pretty.

He says, "Sally, tell you what. If you'll drop that towel I will give you $800".

Her first impulse is to be shocked and offended by a good friend she trusted. But she thinks, "$800 is a lot of money. And just for a peek? I think I'll do it."

She drops the towel and Bob, very satisfied, and true to his word, gets out his wallet and gives her eight hundred-dollar bills.

Back in the bedroom her husband is still reading the paper. "Who was at the door?", he asks.

"It was just Bob, our neighbor. He brought over a letter that was mis-delivered to their house."

"Oh, that was nice of him," says the man. "By the way, did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

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