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Catholic Honeymoon

On the first day of their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed.

When her husband wasn't shortly behind her, she got up and went looking for him -- and found that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

She asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her.

"I thought you realized," he replied. "It's Lent."

"What?!" she shreaked, almost in tears. "Why, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!"

"Well, you asked, and that's the answer," he said, going back to his book.

"But..." she said. "Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"

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