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Doctor, making his rounds

A doctor was making his rounds at a mental hospital. He entered one ward and saw two patients. Patient No. 1 was sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient No. 2 was hanging by his feet from the ceiling.

“What are you doing,” the doctor asked Patient No. 1.

“I'm sawing a piece of wood in half,” the patient replied.

The doctor then asked Patient No. 1 what Patient No. 2 was doing.

“Oh, him,” answered Patient No. 1. “He's a little crazy, thinks he's a light bulb.”

Alarmed, the doctor said: “Well, if he's your friend, perhaps you should tell him to get down before he falls and hurts himself.”

“What!” yelled Patient No. 1. “And work in the dark?!”

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