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Mistaken Identity

A guy is sitting in a bar getting more and more drunk when he spots a gorgeous woman sitting at the other end by herself.

The drunk makes his move: he quietly slips behind her and suddenly reaches around and gropes her breasts and crotch.

Naturally, the woman jumps up, turns around and slaps the hell out of him.

Being a well experienced drinker, he smoothly apologized, explaining, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable idiot!" she screamed. "I am your wife!

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