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Independence Day -- the Sequel

Back in 1996 when the film Independence Day was released, a friend sent around an e-mail to summarize its plot:

"Aliens arrive from space and destroy Washington. But later they turn out to be hostile."

You know me -- I couldn't help myself. I replied:

Yeah, yeah, but you know Hollywood: what about the sequel?

In ID, Jeff Goldblum saves the world with his Powerbook.

In ID-2, "Alien's Revenge," we discover that a real nerd could have wiped them out completely the first time, using four lines of assembly language on his old Osborne.

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