Jokes Today

Mommy How Old Are You?

A mother is driving her ten-year old daughter to play with a friend when the little girl asks, "Mommy how old are you?"

"Honey you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."

"Okay", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and really none of your business."

The little girl doesn't give up. "Well why are you and daddy having trouble and fighting all the time?"

Mom has had it. "That's enough questions young lady, honestly !"

Later at play with her friend, the girl complains, "My mom won't tell me anything about herself."

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card. It has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."

Mom is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

Now the mother is somewhat shocked. "How in the world did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy are having trouble and fighting all the time."

"Oh really," the mother asks, "Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex."

Prior | Tell us what you think | Next

Add to Your Social Bookmarks: Del.icio.us Digg Furl Reddit Simpy Spurl Y! MyWeb - StumbleUpon