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U.F.O

A service station attendant, watching a Martian putting gas in its spaceship, noticed that the letters UFO were printed on the side of the vessel.

“Does that stand for 'Unidentified Flying Object'?” the attendant asked.

“No,” replied the Martian, “Unleaded Fuel Only.”

 

 

 

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