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Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies: A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (Predominately male) while he was performing their Colonoscopies:

• "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
• "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
  
  
• "Can you hear me NOW?"
  
  
• "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
  
  
• "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
  
  
• "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
  
  
• "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
  
  
• "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
  
  
• "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
  
  
• "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
  
  
• "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
  
  
• "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
  
  And the best one of them all...
  
  
• "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
  
  

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