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Four women from Nebraska, Georgia, Arizona and Mexico

Four women were driving across the country. Each one w as from a different place: Nebraska, Georgia, Arizona and Mexico.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Georgia started pulling peaches from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

"We have so many of these darn things in Georgia, I'm just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Arizona.

"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I'm just sick of looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from Arizona opened the car door and pushed the Mexican out.

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