Jokes Today

The Problem with Being a Woman

• The nice men are ugly.
  
  

• The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
  
  
• The handsome men are not nice.
  
  
• The handsome and nice men are gay.
  
  
• The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
  
  
• The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think we are only after their money.
  
  
• The handsome men without money are after our money.
  
  
• The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
  
  
• The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
  
  
• The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are so shy they never make the first move.
  
  
• The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
  
  
• And yet, women are thought of as the "confusing sex"?
  
  

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