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Would you really enjoy long life?

An eighty-three year-old man has moved into one of those retirement full-care facilities and has just had his first complete physical examination by the resident doctor.

The doctor says, "Well Mr. Chase I must congratulate you. For someone your age you are in fine physical condition."

Chase (grumpily), "Of course. I knew that."

Doctor (sensing the tension), "So what can I do for you? Need any vitamins? Pep pills? Viagra maybe?"

"Naw, just leave me alone."

Doctor (trying to be nice), "Well Mr. Chase tell me. To what do you attribute your healthy long life?"

Chase (scowling), "I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't drive, I hate women, I don't watch TV, movies all stink, I don't gamble, I don't like to read, I dislike games and puzzles, I'm in bed by 8:30, I'm up before dawn, and I've learned not to trust anybody."

"And what about your future?"

"I plan to live to be at least 100."

Doctor (sarcastically), "Why?"

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