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I'm So Happy We Finally Got The Truth

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. (Actually they are born with them)

The Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed thetrue story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If not, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

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