Jokes Today

President Bush, George W.,

Laughing stock of the world?

You Bet!

The comedy sharks are circling.

TV's late-night comics smell blood in the political waters, and it's President Bush who's bleeding.

Harry Truman “rules the country with an iron fist – the same way he plays the piano.” -Bob Hope

“A UCLA study shows 7 percent of people still believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe these are the same people who believe President Bush is doing a good job in Iraq.” -Jay Leno

“President Bush is denying that he's planning an air strike on Iran. So you know what that means? He's planning an air strike on Iran.” -David Letterman

“We're now down to the Final Four. Not college basketball – the number of people who still think President Bush is doing a good job.” -Jay Leno

'That's not fair. I'm also the worst president in math, English and geography.' -President Bush

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” -Franklin D. Roosevelt

“You'll be able to see a technology, uhh, a, .... uh, a technology that will be able to, uhhh, .... enable you to con-. ... converse with someone over distances ... and it seems like the person is right there in the room with you.”
--President Bush

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