Jokes Today

It's Time To Diet and Exercise When...

...you try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.

...your children look through your wedding album and want to know who Daddy's first wife was.

...you analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humor.

...you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

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