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Completely Out of Luck

A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn't want to have sex with him, and it's been going on for the last seven months. The doc tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife goes into the doctor's office and the doctor asks her what's wrong, and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore?

The wife tells him, "For the last seven months every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take a 'or what'. When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so I take a 'or what'. Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what'. So you see, doc, when I get home I'm all tired out, and I don't want it anymore."

The doctor thinks about her story for a moment and then puts his billing sheet down on the counter and says, "So are we going to tell your husband or what?"

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