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Really Stupid product warnings...

• On Sears hairdryer:
  Do not use while sleeping.
  
  

• On a bag of Fritos:
  You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
  
  
• On a bar of Dial soap:
  Directions: Use like regular soap.
  
  
• On some Swann frozen dinners:
  Serving suggestion: Defrost.
  
  
• On Gas Powered Lawn mower:
  Not for use as hedge trimmer.
  
  
• On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
  Do not turn upside down.
  
  
• On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
  Product will be hot after heating.
  
  
• On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
  Do not iron clothes on body.
  
  
• On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
  Do not drive car or operate machinery.
  
  
• On Nytol sleep aid:
  Warning: may cause drowsiness.
  
  
• On a Korean kitchen knife:
  Warning: keep out of children.
  
  
• On a string of Christmas lights:
  For indoor or outdoor use only.
  
  

• On a food processor:
  Not to be used for the other use.
  
  
• On Sainsbury's peanuts:
  Warning: contains nuts.
  
  
• On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
  Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
  
  
• On a Swedish chainsaw:
  Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
  
  
• On a child's Superman costume:
  Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
  
  

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