Jokes Today

The Golden Years ...

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh My God What can I do

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell!

My mood is bad - can you tell?

My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years has come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

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