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The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto have bedded down for the night when at 3:00 AM Tonto is lying on his back, pokes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kimo Sabe, look up."

The Lone Ranger looks up and Tonto says, "What do you see?"

"I see the heavens."

"And what does it all mean?" asks Tonto.

The Lone Ranger waxes prolific.

"Well, astrologically it means that our tiny orb that is earth is a mere speck of dust among thousands of incomprehensibly complex galaxies.

Philosophically it means that the role of homosapiens in the broad scheme of planetary existence is miniscule.

And theosophically it means that you and I are merely God's representatives, destined to arrive and depart this planet by way of a divine formula.

What does it mean to you Tonto?"

Tonto says, "Aiyee, white man dumber than buffalo poop. It means somebody has stolen our tent."

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