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Marriage Counseling

A young couple has been wed for three years but their marriage just isn't working. Be the subject sex, money, family or jobs, they are constantly at each other's throat and it's getting worse daily.

Naturally, each blames the other.

In desperation they seek out a marriage counselor and sit down for the first visit. The counselor jumps right in to get things started and says, "What seems to be the problem?'

The man sits with his head down, clearly bored, and simply says nothing.

When it's her turn, the wife begins talking at 90 miles per hour and keeps up a steady description of everything wrong with the marriage, including her husband's total disinterest in romance and sex.

After about 15 minutes the counselor says, "Hold it a minute."

He walks over to her, picks her up by the shoulders, kisses her passionately for several minutes and sits her back down. She sits there, aroused and speechless.

The counselor looks over at the husband who is staring in disbelief at what just happened.

The counselor says to him, "Well, were you watching? Did you see that? That's what your wife needs at least twice a week."

The husband scratches his head and says, "Well okay. I'm willing to try anything.

I'll bring her in on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

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