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Women Are So Practical

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

"Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, sleot on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch TV, but I got to sleep every night with a HOT 25-year-old gal."

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, Nice big bed and Plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.

"It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a HOT 25-year-old gal and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Arn't older women Great?

They really know how to solve your Mid-Life crisis.

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