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Everyone lies about their age, do you?

Charlie is 68 years old, extremely wealthy, a widower for 10 years, and much sought after by local "fortune hunters" in his age bracket.

He dates 'em, usually just once, and moves on.

But one evening at the country club's Valentine party he shows up with a stunning 35-year old blonde on his arm.

She's beautiful, stacked in all the right places, and turns out to be the belle of the ball.

Everyone in the club notices.

So at one point, Charlie's golfing buddies get him aside and ask, "Where did you find such a gorgeous young creature?"

Charlie answers, "Nothing to it, - - just my natural charm I guess. We've been dating a lot. She really likes me."

One of them says, "Come on Charlie you devil. You lied about your age didn't you?"

" Well if you must know, yes I did."

"Aha, we thought so.

What'd you do, tell her you were 50?"

"No I didn't. I told her I was 90."

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