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Newlywed's Breakfast

The new bride had spent two hours preparing her first breakfast. She sat down at the table, eagerly watching as her husband slowly savored each forkful.

'How was it, honey?' she asked when he'd finished.

'Well,' he began thoughtfully, wiping his lips, 'you probably could have beaten the eggshells a little longer...!'

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