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It's the late 1990s, and the government office where this pilot fish works handles requests for lists of registered voters.

"It was my job to field orders, help people decide what they wanted and then produce the data file," fish says.

"It always amazed me when people would call and request a list of all the unregistered voters in a district.

I'd explain that we only had lists of registered voters. They would then ask how they could get the unregistered list.

Tongue firmly in cheek, I would suggest that they purchase our list, print it out and then compare that list with a phone book.

They would usually thank me for my assistance and not order anything at that time but say that they would get back to me."

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