Jokes Today

My Favorite Things

Shrink wrap that won't break and software that stumbles,
Calling a Help line and just getting mumbles,
Spammers and scammers whose necks I could wring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Chorus:
When the mouse stops,
When the keys freeze,
Due to bad updates,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I just thank -- Bill Gates!

Files and folders I saved that are missing,
Websites with sound tracks that leave my cats hissing,
Blue screens of death and keyboards I could fling,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Chorus:
When the mouse stops,
When the keys freeze,
Due to bad updates,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I just thank -- Bill Gates!

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