Jokes Today

The 12 Days of Thanksgiving

• On the First Day.....
  We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings.
  
  
• On the Second Day.....
  We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, slushy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls.
  
  

• On the Third Day.....
  We praise the turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies.
  
  
• On the Fourth Day.....
  We thank the pilgrims for not serving bison that first time, or we'd be celebrating Thanksgiving until April.
  
  
• On the Fifth Day.....
  We gobble up cubed bird casserole and pray for a glimpse of a naked turkey carcass.
  
  
• On the Sixth Day.....
  We show gratitude (sort of) to the creative cook who slings cashews at the turkey and calls it Oriental.
  
  
• On the Seventh Day.....
  We forgive our forefathers and pass the turkey-nugget pizza.
  
  
• On the Eighth Day.....
  The word ''vegetarian'' keeps popping into our heads.
  
  
• On the Ninth Day.....
  We check our hair to make sure we're not beginning to sprout feathers.
  
  
• On the Tenth Day.....
  We hope that the wing meat kabobs catch fire under the broiler.
  
  
• On the Eleventh Day.....
  We smile over the creamed gizzard because the thigh bones are in sight.
  
  
• On the Twelfth Day.....
  We apologize for running out of turkey leftovers. And everybody says, "Amen!"
  
  

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