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Control-Enter

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it's true.
She pressed Control and Enter
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely!
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the Recycle Bin And files of every kind; I've even used the Internet, But nothing did I find. In desperation, I asked Jeeves My searches to refine. The reply from him was negative, Not a thing was found online. So, if inside your Inbox, My Grandma you should see, Please Copy, Scan and Paste her And send her back to me! -- by Valerie Waite, Derbyshire England

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