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After 60 years

A man and a woman were married for sixty years, even though for the last forty they hated each other.

True, in the beginning they were deeply in love but before long the man became a mean, vindictive brute.

Whenever they had one of their frequent confrontations, the neighbors could hear them screaming and yelling far into the night.

The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life."

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange happenings in their neighborhood. And he liked the fact that he was feared. There were times when he was heard to say, "Did you see Sadie's black eye? Well she had it coming". He was just plain cruel to everyone who came in contact with him.

To eveyone's relief and joy, he died of a heart attack at age 89. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to flirt and party as if there was no tomorrow.

Her friends and neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "What if he knows you are acting like this? As nasty as he is, aren't you afraid that he may actually dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you?"

The wife took a big slug of Scotch and said, "Let him dig.

I had him buried face down."

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