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Dress Code for Baby Boomers

Now that the Boomer generation is getting ...um... older, it's time to help them realize that there are certain combinations of things that just don't go together in today's fashion world. Boomers are strongly urged to avoid the following:

Nose rings and bifocals.

Spiked hair and bald spots.

Pierced tongues and dentures.

Miniskirts and support hose.

Ankle bracelets and corn pads.

Speedos and cellulite.

Belly button rings and gall bladder surgery scars.

Unbuttoned disco shirts and heart monitors.

Midriff shirts and a midriff bulges.

Bikinis and liver spots.

Short shorts and varicose veins.

Inline skates and walkers.

And, very importantly:

Thongs and Depends.

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