Jokes Today

You May be a Redneck if...

• The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth then your spouse
  
  

• You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
  
  
• Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
  
  
• Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
  
  
• Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
  
  
• You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
  
  
• The Salvation Army declines your matress
  
  
• You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
  
  
• You refer to the fifth grade as "your senior year".
  
  
• Your bike has a gun rack on it.
  
  
• The cockroaches left you a note saying "Clean this place up!"
  
  
• Your dad walks to school with you because you're both in the same grade.
  
  
• Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
  
  

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