Jokes Today

Someone Dies

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and asked, 'Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?'

'Really,' he said, 'have you tried mouthwash?'

 

 

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