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Canine pick-up lines

In the veterinarian's waiting room are a cute little cocoa-colored toy french poodle and a sturdy brown mixed breed about twice the size of the poodle.

The poodle is a girl dog and the mixed breed is a boy dog. Well the two dogs get to talking with each other (you know how dogs will do that) and the conversation goes like this:

Mixed: "Well hi there cutie. Have we met before?"

Poodle: "Hi yourself big boy. No, this is my first time here."

"No kidding. Who are your owners?"

"That nice young couple over there. Where are yours?"

"It's that old guy over in the corner. He treats me well but he's kind of a grump. So how old are you anyway?"

"Old enough !"

"Well now we're getting somewhere. What's your name?"

"I'm a french poodle. My names 'Fifi'. What's yours?"

"My name's 'Get Off The Damn Couch'"

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