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Handy Conversion Chart:

• Motto for seniors: When the going gets tough........add more fiber to your diet.
  
  
• Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
  
  

• 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
  
  
• 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
  
  
• Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
  
  
• Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
  
  
• 1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz
  
  
• Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
  
  
• 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
  
  
• 1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen
  
  
• 10 rations: 1 decoration
  
  
• 2 monograms: 1 diagram
  
  
• 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
  
  
• 3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
  
  

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