"Didn't the fox never catch the
rabbit, Uncle Remus?" asked the little boy the next evening.
"He came mighty nigh it, honey, sho's you born - Brer Fox did. One day
after Brer Rabbit fool 'im wid dat calamus root, Brer Fox went ter wuk en
got 'im some tar, en mix it wid some turkentime, en fix up a contrapshun
w'at he call a Tar-Baby, en he tuck dish yer Tar-Baby en he sot 'er in de
big road, en den he lay off in de bushes fer to see what de news wuz gwine
ter be. En he didn't hatter wait long, nudder, kaze bimeby here come Brer
Rabbit pacin' down de road - lippity-clippity, clippity-lippity - dez ez
sassy ez a jay-bird. Brer Fox, he lay low. Brer Rabbit come prancin' long
twel he spy de Tar-Baby, en den he fotch up on his behime legs like he wuz
'stonished. De Tar-Baby, she sot dar, she did, en Brer Fox, he lay low.
" 'Mawnin'!' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee - 'nice wedder dis mawnin','
sezee.
"Tar-Baby ain't sayin' nothin', en Brer Fox, he lay low.
" 'How duz yo' sym'tums seem ter segashuate?' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee.
"Brer Fox, he wink his eye slow, en lay low, en de Tar-Baby, she ain't
sayin' nothin'.
" 'How you ecome on, den? Is you deaf?' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee. 'Kaze if
you is, I kin holler louder,' sezee.
"Tar-Baby stay still, en Brer Fox, he lay low.
" 'You er stuck up, dat's w'at you is,' says Brer Rabbit, sezee, 'en I'm
gwine ter kyore you, dat's what I'm a gwine ter do,' sezee.
"Brer Fox, he sorter chuckle in his stummick, he did, but Tar-Baby ain't
sayin' nothin'.
" 'I'm gwine ter larn you how ter talk ter 'spectubble folks ef hit's de
las' ack,' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee. 'Ef you don't take off dat hat en tell me
howdy, I'm gwin ter bus' you wide open,' sezee.
"Tar-Baby stay still, en Brer Fox he lay low.
"Brer Rabbit keep on axin' 'im, en de Tar-Baby, she keep on sayin'
nothin', twel present'y Brer Rabbit drew back wid his fis', he did, en bilp
he tuck 'er side er de head. Right dar's whar he broke his merlasses jug.
His fis' stuck, en he can't pull loose. De tar hilt 'im. But Tar-Baby, she
stay still, en Brer Fox, he lay low.
" 'Ef you don't lemme loose, I'll knock you agin,' sez Brer Rabbit,
sezee, en wid dat he fotch 'er a wipe wid de udder han' en dat stuck.
Tar-Baby, she ain't sayin' nothin', en Brer Fox, he lay low.
" 'Tu'n me loose, fo' I kick de natchul stuffin' out'n you,' sez Brer
Rabbit, sezee, but de Tar-Baby, she ain't sayin' nothing. She des hilt on,
en den Brer Rabbit lose de use er his feet in de same way. Brer Fox, he lay
low. Den Brer Rabbit squall out dat ef de Tar-Baby don't tu'n 'im loose he
butt 'er cranksided. En den he butted, en his head got stuck. Den Brer Fox,
he sa'ntered fort', lookin' des ez innercent ez one er yo' mammy's mockin'
birds.
" 'Howdy, Brer Rabbit," sez Brer Fox, sezee. 'You look sorter stuck up
dis mawin',' sezee, en den he rolled on de groun', en laughed en laughed
twel he couldn't laugh no mo'.
'I speck you'll take dinner wid me dis time, Brer Rabbit. I done laid in
some calamus root, en I ain't gwine ter take no skuse,' sez Brer Fox,
sezee."
Here Uncle Remus paused, and drew a two-pound yam out of the ashes.
"Did the Fox eat the Rabbit?" asked the little boy to whom the story had
been told.
"Dat's all de fur de tale goes," replied the old man. "He mought, en den
again he moughtent. Some say Jedge B'ar come long en loosed 'im - some say
he didn't. I hear Miss Sally callin'. You beter run 'long.