There was once a fisherman who lived
with his wife in a miserable little hovel close to the sea. He went to fish
every day, and he fished and fished, and at last one day, when he was
sitting looking deep down into the shining water, he felt something on his
line. When he hauled it up there was a great flounder on the end of the
line. The flounder said to him: "Look here, fisherman, don't you kill me; I
am no common flounder, I am an enchanted prince! What good will it do you to
kill me? I sha'n't be good to eat; put me back into the water, and leave me
to swim about."
"Well," said the fisherman, "you need not make so many words about it. I
am quite ready to put back a flounder that can talk." And so saying, he put
back the flounder into the shining water, and it sank down to the bottom,
leaving a streak of blood behind it.
Then the fisherman got up and went back to his wife in the hovel.
"Husband," she said, "hast thou caught nothing today?"
"No," said the man; "all I caught was one flounder, and he said he was an
enchanted prince, so I let him go swim again."
"Didst thou not wish for anything then?" asked the good wife.
"No," said the man; "what was there to wish for?"
"Alas!" said his wife; "isn't it bad enough always to live in this
wretched hovel? Thou mightest at least have wished for a nice clean cottage.
Go back and call him; tell him I want a pretty cottage; he will surely give
us that!"
"Alas," said the man," what am I to go back there for?"
"Well," said the woman, "it was thou who caught him and let him go again;
for certain he will do that for thee. Be off now!"
The man was still not very willing to go, but he did not want to vex his
wife, and at last he went back to the sea.
He found the sea no longer bright and shining, but dull and green. He
stood by it and said:
"Flounder, flounder in the sea,
Prythee, hearken unto me:
My wife, Ilsebil, will have her own way
Whatever I wish, whatever I say."
The flounder came swimming up, and said: "Well, what do you want?"
"Alas!" said the man: "I had to call you, for my wife said I ought to
have wished for something, as I caught you. She doesn't want to live in our
miserable hovel any longer; she wants a pretty cottage."
"Go home again, then," said the flounder; "she has her wish fully."
The man went home and found his wife no longer in the old hut, but a
pretty little cottage stood in its place, and his wife was sitting on a
bench by the door.
She took him by the hand, and said: "Come and look in here - isn't this
much better?"
They went inside and found a pretty sitting-room, and a bedroom with a
bed in it, a kitchen, and a larder furnished with everything of the best in
tin and brass, and every possible requisite. Outside there was a little yard
with chickens and ducks, and a little garden full of vegetables and
fruit.
"Look!" said the woman, "is not this nice?"
"Yes," said the man; "and so let it remain. We can live here very
happily."
"We will see about that," said the woman, and with that they ate
something and went to bed.
Everything went well for a week or more, and then said the wife: "Listen,
husband; this cottage is too cramped, and the garden is too small. The
flounder might have given us a bigger house. I want to live in a big stone
castle. Go to the flounder, and tell him to give us a castle."
"Alas, wife!" said the man; "the cottage is good enough for us; what
should we do with a castle?"
"Never mind," said his wife; "do thou but go to the flounder, and he will
manage it."
"Nay, wife," said the man; "the flounder gave us the cottage. I don't
want to go back; as likely as not he'll be angry."
"Go, all the same," said the woman. "He can do it easily enough, and
willingly into the bargain. Just go!"
The man's heart was heavy, and he was very unwilling to go. He said to
himself: "It's not right." But at last he went.
He found the sea was no longer green; it was still calm, but dark violet
and gray. He stood by it and said:
"Flounder, flounder in the sea,
Prythee, hearken unto me:
My wife, Ilsebil, will have her way
Whatever I wish, whatever I say."
"Now, what do you want?" said the flounder.
"Alas," said the man, half scared, "my wife wants a big stone castle."
"Go home again," said the flounder; "she is standing at the door of it."
Then the man went away, thinking he would find no house, but when he got
back he found a great stone palace, and his wife standing at the top of the
steps, waiting to go in.
She took him by the hand and said, "Come in with me."
With that they went in and found a great hall paved with marble slabs,
and numbers of servants in attendance, who opened the great doors for them.
The walls were hung with beautiful tapestries, and the rooms were furnished
with golden chairs and tables, while rich carpets covered the floors, and
crystal chandeliers hung from the ceilings. The tables groaned under every
kind of delicate food and the most costly wines. Outside the house there was
a great courtyard, with stabling for horses, and cows, and many fine
carriages. Beyond this there was a great garden filled with the loveliest
flowers, and fine fruit trees. There was also a park, half a mile long, and
in it were stags and hinds, and hares, and everything of the kind one could
wish for.
"Now," said the woman, "is not this worth having?"
"Oh, yes," said the man; "and so let it remain. We will live in this
beautiful palace and be content."
"We will think about that," said the wife, "and sleep upon it."
With that they went to bed.
Next morning the wife woke up first; day was just dawning, and from her
bed she could see the beautiful country around her. Her husband was still
asleep, but she pushed him with her elbow, and said, "Husband, get up and
peep out of the window. See here, now, could we not be king over all this
land? Go to the flounder. We will be king."
"Alas, wife," said the man, "what should we be king for? I don't want to
be king."
"Ah," said the wife, "if thou wilt not be king, I will. Go to the
flounder. I will be king."
"Alas, wife," said the man, "whatever dost thou want to be king for? I
don't like to tell him."
"Why not?" said the woman. "Go thou must. I will be king."
So the man went; but he was quite sad because his wife would be king.
"It is not right," he said; "It is not right."
When he reached the sea, he found it dark, gray, and rough, and
evil-smelling. He stood there and said:
"Flounder, flounder in the sea,
Prythee, hearken unto me:
My wife, Ilsebil, will have her own way
Whatever I wish, whatever I say."
"Now, what does she want?" said the flounder.
"Alas," said the man," she wants to be king now."
"Go back. She is king already," said the flounder.
So the man went back, and when he reached the palace he found that it had
grown much larger, and a great tower had been added, with handsome
decorations. There was a sentry at the door, and numbers of soldiers were
playing drums and trumpets. As soon as he got inside the house, he found
everything was marble and gold; and the hangings were of velvet, with great
golden tassels. The doors of the saloon were thrown wide open and he saw the
whole court assembled. His wife was sitting on a lofty throne of gold and
diamonds; she wore a golden crown, and carried in one hand a scepter of pure
gold. On each side of her stood her ladies in a long row, each one a head
shorter than the next.
He stood before her, and said, "Alas, wife, art thou now king?'
"Yes," she said; "now I am king."
He stood looking at her for some time, and then he said, "Ah, wife, it is
a fine thing for thee to be king; now we will not wish to be anything
more."
"Nay, husband," she answered, quite uneasily, "I find the time hangs very
heavy on my hands. I can't bear it any longer. Go back to the flounder. King
I am, but I must also be emperor."
"Alas, wife," said the man, why dost thou now want to be emperor?"
"Husband," she answered, "go to the flounder. Emperor I will be."
"Alas, wife," said the man, "emperor he can't make thee, and I won't ask
him. There is only one emperor in the country; and emperor the flounder
cannot make thee, that he can't."
"What?" said the woman. "I am king, and thou art but my husband. To him
thou must go, and that right quickly. If he can make a king, he can also
make an emperor. Emperor I will be, so quickly go."
He had to go, but he was quite frightened. And as he went, he thought,
"This won't end well; emperor is too shameless. The flounder will make an
end of the whole thing."
With that he came to the sea, but now he found it quite black, and
heaving up from below in great waves. It tossed to and fro, and a sharp wind
blew over it, and the man trembled. So he stood there, and said:
"Flounder, flounder in the sea,
Prythee, hearken unto me:
My wife, Ilsebil, will have her own way
Whatever I wish, whatever I say."
"What does she want now?" said the flounder.
"Alas, flounder," he said, "my wife wants to be emperor."
"Go back," said the flounder. "She is emperor."
So the man went back, and when he got to the door, he found that the
whole palace was made of polished marble, with alabaster figures and golden
decorations. Soldiers marched up and down before the doors, blowing their
trumpets and beating their drums. Inside the palace, counts, barons, and
dukes walked about as attendants, and they opened to him the doors, which
were of pure gold.
He went in, and saw his wife sitting on a huge throne made of solid gold.
It was at least two miles high. She had on her head a golden crown, set with
diamonds, three yards high. In one hand she held the scepter, and in the
other the ball of empire. On each side of her stood the gentlemen-at-arms in
two rows, each one a little smaller than the other, from giants two miles
high, down to the tiniest dwarf no bigger than my little finger. She was
surrounded by princes and dukes.
Her husband stood still, and said, "Wife, art thou now emperor?"
"Yes," said she; "now I am emperor."
Then he looked at her for some time, and said, "Alas, wife, how much
better off art thou for being emperor?"
"Husband," she said, "what art thou standing there for? Now I am emperor,
I mean to be pope! Go back to the flounder."
"Alas, wife," said the man, "what wilt thou not want? Pope thou canst not
be. There is only one pope. That's more than the flounder can do."
"Husband," she said, "pope I will be; so go at once. I must be pope this
very day."
"No, wife," he said. "I dare not tell him. It's no good; it's too
monstrous altogether. The flounder cannot make thee pope."
"Husband," said the woman, "don't talk nonsense. If he can make an
emperor, he can make a pope. Go immediately. I am emperor, and thou art but
my husband, and thou must obey."
So he was frightened, and went; but he was quite dazed. He shivered and
shook, and his knees trembled.
A great wind arose over the land, the clouds flew across the sky, and it
grew as dark as night; the leaves fell from the trees, and the water foamed
and dashed upon the shore. In the distance the ships were being tossed to
and fro on the waves, and he heard them firing signals of distress. There
was still a little patch of blue in the sky among the dark clouds, but
toward the south they were red and heavy, as in a bad storm. In despair, he
stood and said:
"Flounder, flounder in the sea,
Prythee, hearken unto me:
My wife, Ilsebil, will have her own way
Whatever I wish, whatever I say."
"Now, what does she want?" said the flounder.
"Alas," said the man," she want to be pope."
"Go back. Pope she is," said the flounder.
So back he went, and he found a great church, surrounded with palaces. He
pressed through the crowd, and inside he found thousands and thousand of
lights, and his wife, entirely clad in gold, was sitting on a still higher
throne, with three golden crowns upon her head, and she was surrounded with
priestly state. On each side of her were two rows of candles, the biggest as
thick as a tower, down to the tiniest little taper. Kings and emperors were
on their knees before her, kissing her shoe.
"Wife," said the man, looking at her, "art thou now pope?"
"Yes," said she; " now I am pope."
So there he stood gazing at her, and it was like looking at a shining
sun.
"Alas, wife," he said, "art thou better off for being pope?"
At first she sat as stiff as a post, without stirring. Then he said,
"Now, wife, be content with being pope; higher thou canst not go."
"I will think about that," said the woman, and with that they both went
to bed. Still she was not content, and could not sleep for her inordinate
desires. The man slept well and soundly, for he had walked about a great
deal in the day; but his wife could think of nothing but what further
grandeur she could demand. When the dawn reddened the sky she raised herself
up in bed and looked out the window, and when she saw the sun rise she
said:
"Ha! can I not cause the sun and moon to rise? Husband!" she cried,
digging her elbow into his side, "wake up and go to the flounder. I will be
lord of the universe."
"Alas, wife, what didst thou say?"
"Husband," she said, "if I cannot be lord of the universe and cause the
sun and moon to set and rise, I shall not be able to bear it. I shall never
have another happy moment."
She looked at him so wildly that it caused a shudder to run through
him.
"Alas, wife," he said, falling on his knees before her, "the flounder
can't do that. Emperor and pope he can make, but that is indeed beyond him.
I pray thee, control thyself and remain pope."
Then she flew into a terrible rage. Her hair stood on end; she panted for
breath, and screamed:
"I won't bear it any longer; wilt thou go?"
Then he pulled on his trousers and tore away like a madman. Such a storm
was raging that he could hardly keep his feet; houses and trees quivered and
swayed, mountains trembled, and the rocks rolled into the sea. The sky was
pitchy black; it thundered and lightened, and the sea ran in black waves,
mountains high, crested with white foam. He shrieked out, but could hardly
make himself heard:
"Flounder, flounder in the sea,
Prythee, hearken unto me:
My wife, Ilsebil, will have her own way
Whatever I wish, whatever I say."
"Now, what does she want?" asked the flounder.
"Alas," he said, "she wants to be lord of the universe."
"Now she must go back to her old hovel," said the flounder; "and there
you will find her."
And there they are to this very day.