BALL REPORTS

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Ball Reports is an occasional commentary on the world with an emphasis on "The United States of America - land of the once...., we are in danger of becoming the laughing stock of the world!

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Just stop paying your mortgage	January 5, 2009
Presidential Candidate H. Ross Perot - The Dark Side	Vintage
Gaelic Blessing, Updated for my day, Today	Vintage
Auto bailout plan collapses in Senate	Vintage
Ace Reporter Robert "'Bob' Rolling Ball" has passed over, as I knew him.	Vintage
Ace Reporter Robert "'Bob' Rolling Ball" has passed over.	Vintage
Forest Gump Explains the Mortgage Mess
Bush Says He Regrets Use of Iraq `Mission Accomplished' Banner
Why You Guys Are Still Single
Obama's Job Application, it is not capitalism, does it Presage Socialism or just plain Communism
They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government
McCain & Pallin, Clinton and Monica?
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it...
Americans Ready To Be Screwed Again
Muslim Male Extremist
Letterman on President Bush
Arlington Cemetery, how it is'
I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
Jesus Christ Quits Christianity
Geezergate Search: Secret mission to find out who is the real wonder women
You've got it so easy
Irish Luck (and a bit'o' scotch)
Seven Years Later
American Jew on Palestinian Christ and universal God
Running for the running mate
Next VP Bitch?, I hope NOT!
emember Black and White, it was simpler then
There comes a point in your life when you realize....
Slow Dance, (of death?)
Our Real Roots, Betty McArthur
Should you hire an Amish builder?
New Pledge of Allegiance
Mother Shipton's Prophecies, Sugar or vinegar?
Mother Shipton's Prophecies
USA Tax System - Explained with Beer
Merlin's Prophecies, Why we are where we Are!...
Leaves of gas, Scientists envision trees extracting excess CO
Chiles', live-and-let burn philosophy is good for humans, bad for fungus
Scientists mimic essence of plants' energy storage system
Is My Job Safe?	July 17. 2008
What is Globalization?, a delimitative definition	July 16, 2008
The LARK Program	July 15, 2008
Is this a Third or Fourth World Olympics, part 5	July 14, 2008
Is this a Third or Fourth World Olympics, part 4	July 14, 2008
Is this a Third or Fourth World Olympics, part 3	July 14, 2008
Is this a Third or Fourth World Olympics, part 2	July 14, 2008
Is this a Third or Fourth World Olympics, part 1	July 14, 2008
A few comments on high gas prices, Part 4	July 12, 2008
A few comments on high gas prices, Part 3	July 12, 2008
A few comments on high gas prices, Part 2	July 12, 2008
A few comments on high gas prices	July 12, 2008
Myth of the Interchangeable Programmer	July 11, 2008
Academic group takes X-rays of the funny bone	July 10, 2008
Slimy Lawyers Spread the Crap (Blame)	July 8, 2008
Dear Ex-Boss	July 6, 2008
San Diego Racers Riot	July 7, 2008
Deflation: Even your life is worth less today, according to EPA	July 1, 2008
Supreme Court: Americans have right to guns	June 25, 2008
Google Calls For Expansion Of H-1B Visa Program	June 7, 2008
Where in the world is technical support?	June 1, 2008
On the: Economic Stimulus Payment	May 24, 2008
Could this be the next First Family?	May 23, 2008
One Strange Dream	May 22, 2008
Polish Holocaust hero dies at age 98	May 12, 2008
Whole Hog Investing, Plan Ahead	May 1, 2008
Murphy's Laws for Little League Baseball	April 28, 2008
Be Mindful Of IT Workers' Age Groups	April 26, 2008
Lens Designs	April 23, 2008
Progressive lenses provide better.....	April 22, 2008
Could salt water fuel cars?	April 21, 2008
Letter To Virginia Sustains Timeless Spirit Of Santa	April 10, 2008
Beware....Hurt at work, Just not worth it!	April 5, 2008
My thanks to all who have sent me emails this past year	April 2, 2008
Valid operator's permit required	April 1, 2008
A costly date for Spitzer, but not so surprising, scientists say	March 11, 2008
Don't let water in the kitchen swirl away, ...	March 5, 2008
To All Scotsman, Happy St. Patty's Day	March 5, 2008
Medi-Cal Spend-Down is a Myth	March 3, 2008
Tips for Saving Fuel	March 1, 2008
Everything you have, want, love, expect is relative	Happy New Year - 2008
Tips for getting organized at work	February 29, 2008
Night Lights cause cancer	February 28, 2008
William F. Buckley Jr. Dead at 82, (Rest in peace, We will)	February 27, 2008
When Computer Geeks Get Bored	February 22, 2008
California, Oakland trade school teaches people how to grow pot	February 22, 2008
New Ferrari for Dad $1,000,000	February 14, 2008
Ultimate Useless Warranty	November 22, 2007
Ever Wonder Why Bicycle Shorts are Black	November 21, 2007
The way to achieve inner peace, Now!	November 20, 2007
A view of technology today from 1954	November 19, 2007
Chinese Toy Recall, Post SEX Population Control	November 18, 2007
Consequences of Global Warming, NOT what you think!	November 16, 2007
Simple Explanation of the Harmonic Equation	November 12, 2007
Why religion is winning	October 23, 2007
When helmets make no sense,...	October 3, 2007
Saudi women seeking right to drive	September 21, 2007
Muslims are no better than Mud Monkeys, With No Tolerance	September 11, 2007
Summer, A short poem	September 2, 2007
How to save the airlines...	August 20, 2007
The Delegation Boomerang	August 1, 2007
Happy 231st Birthday to the USA!	July 4th, 2007
Two of a Kind - Why Races Should NOT Mix	June 1, 2007
The Matrix Unloaded - A letter from 2099	May 17, 2007
Pat Robertson replaced god with Darwin	May 15, 2007
President Bush Attacks Small Business and the Internet	May 11, 2007
Where Have All the Leaders Gone?	April 11, 2007
O.K., this really IS an underground reporter!!	April 7, 2007
Supreme court rules Oscars can only be awarded to real actors!	April 6, 2007
Wheezer's Half Price Sale	March 20, 2007
Think about this	March 18, 2007
Strange Science	March 16, 2007
Parking Problems in the Promised Land	March 14, 2007
NBA or NFL?	March 12, 2007
National Geographic reports finding first Politician	March 10, 2007
Supreme Court Gives Gore's Oscar to Bush	March 2, 2007
No Child Left Behind	February 10, 2007
Passport Danger, Who is following us?	January 11, 2007
More Politics in pictures	January 6, 2007
War we cannot win	December 31, 2006
Politics in pictures	December 30, 2006
15 rules for dealing with the middle east	December 29, 2006
Collected Bushisms' of 2005	December 28, 2006
Collected Bushisms' of 2004	December 27, 2006
Collected Bushisms' of 2003	December 26, 2006
Collected Bushisms' of 2002	December 24, 2006
Collected Bushisms' of 2001	December 23, 2006
Collected Bushisms' of 2000	December 22, 2006
Collected Bushisms' of 1999	December 21, 2006
Know your state motto?	December xx, 2006
Peace, symbol and nut ball reaction, you make the call	December 19, 2006
IRAQ Study group shows military intelligence is carp	December 17, 2006
Stastical analysis of No Child Left Behind	December 16, 2006
Peace, goodwill, charity, the holidays are killing us	December 15, 2006
Washington really knows it's shit, and it is...	December 01, 2006
Bush needs to be a "No Student Left Behind"	November 28, 2006
O. J. Simpson admits he killed white people for money	November 20, 2006
Slow Spin Election Analysis - Lame Duck to Replace Turkey	November 19, 2006
Gloom & Doom Election Results - Insanity Continues	November 19, 2006
Stem Cells, Limbaugh and Michael J. Fox	October 30, 2006
Mid-Term Elections, American Style, Or What?	October 28, 2006
Ken Starr to Investigate Hassert, Elections and Fictional Facts	October 16, 2006
President Bush Will Ignore All Law	September 18, 2006
Save America, Step By Step, How-to	September 12, 2006
Sadam And Osama Buddies?, Bush Lies again	September 8, 2006
How to Torture without really doing so...	September 7, 2006
Political Backlash May Doom Bush	September 6, 2006
How Business Gets Done	September 1, 2006
Dutch Cartoonists Tell Muslims Like It Is!	August 28, 2006
Surely This is NOT MY President	August 27, 2006
Information, The Presidential Prerogative, Censorship Equals Control	August 26, 2006
Who says Bush is not artistic, I mean autistic	August 25, 2006
Mac Gyver's Secret Explosive Devices	August 24, 2006
What They Say and what they don't	August 13, 2006
U.S. Rep. Robert Wexler Tells Truth For Once	August 10, 2006
Castro's Surgery Sets Backdrop for War	August 8, 2006
Words from Iraq	July 30, 2006
Morality Test	July 30, 2006
California Girls, Then and now	July 26, 2006
What Al Gore didn't tell you	July 8, 2006
Who pulls the strings of justice	June 26, 2006
Freedom Of Speech: Flag burning	June 25, 2006
Science Supports Keeping American Troops in Iraq	June 23, 2006
Muslims speak on Islam and Terrorism	June 7, 2006
Bush'ism's of 2006	June 4, 2006
Presidential Psyches	May 23, 2006
When Glaciers Attack -- The World that Might Have Been...	May 19, 2006
Another CIA Cover-up or just Zoo Warfare?	May 16, 2006
President working hard to get his MoJo...	May 11, 2006
In The Name Of Patriotism	May 03, 2006
On Illegal Immigrant legislation and protest	May 2, 2006
"Post Turtle"?	May 2, 2006
Gas Prices Inspire Political Genius or Gas Prices Fuel Political Scams	May 1, 2006
Donald Rumsfeld, bits-n-pieces	April 29, 2006
Bush's Ratings going down faster than gas prices going up.	April 26, 2006
Teddy had it so right!	April 24, 2006
The year in Bushism's (Guest)	March 20, 2006
Downfall of America (Guest)	March 15, 2006
VOTES for SALE - One Bag of Pork Rinds	March 8, 2006
President Bush To Expand his (un)Popular Program!	February 27, 2006
Saddam's Secret WMD Identified with Direct Connection to the White House	February 15, 2006
Groundhog day, the political angle, what is "W" planning for the next six weeks?	February 2, 2006
King Dub'ya raising above all men	January 9, 2006

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